ONLY IN THE SOCIALIST STATE OF ILLINOIS WILL THE GOVERNMENT TRANSLATE A WEBSITE IN EVERY LANGUAGE TO PLEASE THOSE NON-ENGLISH SPEAKING CONSTITUENTS–EVEN FROM A FICTIONAL STAR TREK PEOPLES CALLED THE KLINGONS

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State agency's website offers Klingon translation

Even bureaucracy can't be satirized these days

(MCT) If you wanted to ask an Illinois Department of Employment Security professional how to appeal a denied claim — in Klingon — you would say: vaj tem DoQ, chay' Qu' appeal?

That means, if my claim is denied, how do I appeal?

You can learn how to ask many questions in Klingon — an unofficial language created for humanoid characters in the "Star Trek" television series and movies — on the IDES website. The site offers translations via Microsoft Translator. The current options are Spanish, Polish, Simplified Chinese, Russian and Klingon.

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