THE DEMOCRAT POTUS BHO HAS UNTIL 2016 TO CLOSE GITMO UNDER HIS GIVEAWAY PLAN TO SECEDE GUANTANAMO BACK TO THE COMMUNIST CASTRO CUBA - THE ONLY FREE STANDING LAND IN CUBA TO BE GIVEN BACK TO THE CASTRO AS JOHN KERRY (D-MA) CONTINUES HIS SOS DIPLOMACY OF GIVEAWAY THE LEFTIST STYLE OF SURRENDER AT ALL COST VIETNAM STYLE

News reports that former Gitmo detainee Ibrahim al Qosi has rejoined al Qaeda has Secretary of State John Kerry in a snit. "We had an agreement with him that he was not supposed to do that," Kerry complained.
Kerry's remarks in testimony before the State, Foreign Operations, and Related Programs Subcommittee of the Senate Appropriations Committee left no doubt that he was mightily peeved. "We go to great care in drafting the papers detainees must sign before we let them out of prison," Kerry said. "Contractually, I think these signed agreements are airtight. I believe we will have a strong case for a breach-of-contract lawsuit against this man."
"You know, part of the problem may have been that he was released to Somalia," Kerry observed. "If it weren't for Congressional opposition we could have released him in the United States as President Obama wanted to do. So, in a way, Congress is just as much at fault for al Qosi's return to terrorist activities as anyone."
The Secretary used this incident as an opening argument for the President's proposal to close the Gitmo facility and bring any remaining detainees to the United States. "This US military prison on the Island of Cuba is an impediment to improving relations with the Castro Government," Kerry lamented. "Shutting it down and ceding the land back to Cuba would be a major step for our country in atonement for the damage we have done to the Cuban Government over the last 50 years. The President has graciously given Congress the opportunity to participate in this historic rapprochement. I urge them to grasp this opportunity or risk missing the boat if he has to go it alone."
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